Bingo Horoscope

(January 2008- Forecast)

Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Saturn’s move into Virgo highlights the area of health (or lack thereof). If you’ve been looking after yourself you’ve nothing to fear, if not, maybe it’s time to redress the balance. Work and health are linked, so don’t take on too much and do get a good night’s sleep. Digestive difficulties may correspond with worry, poor diet and rushing meals so eat healthily and chew your food. A heart-to-heart may not turn out as expected leaving you feeling dazed and confused. Be patient because attempts to force matters could backfire. Lady luck shines on those born around 1st - 5th April.

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
If the demands of home, family or your private life have frustrated your attempts to get ahead try to be patient, because with Venus moving forward again you’ll soon be back on track. This is an excellent period for creative work, so consider taking a more businesslike attitude to your talents since they promise to provide a source of greater security, both emotional and financial, in the future. With Saturn in Virgo this is a good time to return to study, especially in the areas of commerce, property, catering, nutrition, the arts or simply something creative or technical you enjoy.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Reluctance to hurt anyone’s feelings, especially your own, could leave you feeling like Saint Sebastian after Cupid’s finished with you. The reckless pursuit of pleasure could prove costly in what should be an excellent month for building relationships. With Mercury, your planetary ruler, in Libra, you’ll get a buzz from your ability to captivate hearts as well as minds, winning the admiration and influence of the very people who hold the keys to the kingdom. However, with Mars in Gemini, best not to identify too strongly with your opinions since your reluctance to agree to disagree could be your undoing.

Cancer (June 22 – July 23)
With Saturn finally leaving Leo you can stop stealing clothes from washing lines and wrestling squirrels for peanuts. While you might miss the adrenaline rush of living on the edge, the more resourceful can expect an improvement in fortune. But don’t let that stop you bitching about the superficial world we live in, where you’re judged more on appearance than effort. It must drive you bonkers, working like a donkey with little appreciation to find you can open doors with just a smile. Since you’ve got it, you’ll be tempted to flaunt it.

Leo (July 24 – August 23)
Those Leos left standing deserve a pat on the back. From the 2nd Saturn leaves Leo where it’s been since July 2005 and moves into Virgo. Saturn encouraged you to get leaner and meaner and spring clean your life so as to establish a new path for yourself. Saturn’s presence in Virgo focuses on getting your finances in order. Financial considerations may encourage you to exploit talents, skills and resources you’ve taken for granted or even neglected. Older, wiser, breathe a huge sigh of relief and watch as your natural sunny disposition returns. Lucky time for those wiht birthdays that fall around 3rd- 7th August.

Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
This month Saturn enters Virgo, your Sun sign, so you’re likely to feel Saturn’s influence personally. Saturn brings responsibility and a tremendous sense of purpose. Powerful changes are ahead. Time to get leaner and meaner and set out to make your mark. By nature you prefer to be the power behind the throne, pulling the strings but maybe you should consider emerging from the wings and putting yourself forward to face the music, the accolades and the occasional rip tomato. However, don’t give yourself away too cheaply to those who lack your compassion and humility, you still have to eat.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)
Whether it’s the result of Venus recent retrograde period, domestic burdens or a peculiar thirst for vaporous potions, there’s a strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde about you. With Venus finally moving forward again you’d think you’d recognise that face in the mirror, except Neptune’s casting a beguiling fog over matters. Thankfully, with Mercury in Libra you’ll be the epitome of charm and very convincing. Nevertheless, be prepared to lock yourself away occasionally until the 23rd. Otherwise tiredness or temptation could leave you prone to outbursts, while tufts of dark hair grow thickly on the backs of your hands.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
The movement of Saturn into Virgo emphasises your social circle and political aspirations. Saturn brings a cosmic broom with it, spring cleaning those areas to make room for new growth. Those of you involved in groups or organisations may soon have the opportunity to take on extra duties or a leadership role. Meantime, others’ inability to put their cards on the table could make your blood boil, but in your eagerness to get a straight answer you could make matters worse if you try and crack a nut with a sledgehammer. The quieter you become, the more you will hear.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Saturn’s presence in Virgo brings it’s focus to your destiny, vocation and status. If you’ve an important goal you’d like to pursue, it’s time to roll up your sleeves. As your achievements grow, so too will your responsibilities. With Jupiter, your planetary ruler, in your Sun sign and Saturn on high, the combination of luck and hard work will enable you to make considerable progress in the months ahead. Meantime, if you’re hot-to-trot for a romp in the hay, take your blinkers off first or you could be taken for a ride.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
A pet project you’ve been working towards could finally see the light of day. Discussions and negotiations are indicated but it may be difficult to reach agreement when attempting to value your contribution. If so, enlist the help of a third party. Handle property matters with care. Meantime, growing interest in spirituality or a divine discontent could leaving you questioning what really matters and result in major changes in your life goals. This is a good time to take up Yoga or meditation as part of a spiritual practice.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
You’re fast learning the art of politics. Whether recent attempts to galvanise the troops brings hearty backslapping or bitchy backstabbing, it may be time to adopt plan B. Insomnia and financial uncertainty could be connected. Nevertheless, you may have to wait till after the 11th before you’ll be able to sort out your finances and get some sleep. If you do have to visit the bank, dress smart but resist the temptation to wear tights over your head. September promises an opportunity to share more than a stimulating rapport with someone increasingly enchanted and bewildered, by your goofy, oddball eccentricity.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
When Her Majesty the Queen of England opened her gates to the hoi polloi there was a queue a mile long down The Mall. You may have found yourself in a similar scenario. With Saturn in Virgo it’s time to consider closing your doors and sifting through the assembled throng. Time to segregate your loyal fans from the sticky-fingered sycophants who just want to plunder your crown jewels. Meantime, if you’re serious about deepening your commitment or making a fresh start then Saturn will help you through the process, but if your stuck on the fence, Saturn will encourage you to decide.